Book hoarders and nervous name droppers, multi-syllabic words and libraries, differentiating required reading and reading for pleasure, money for books but not for food, lots and lots of words. Disclaimer: Any resemblance that Lit Major Lemur bears to your sour old professor or Salman Rushdie is completely unintentional, but somewhat comical. Disclaimer part 2: While we do appreciate that these lit major lemurs make you think and make you feel strongly about things, it may be of importance to remind you that this is a meme. Which should translate at least some of the time (this being one of those times, of course) to: THESE ARE JOKES, PEOPLE. :)) This is a parody (or satire. God. I’m already preparing for the asks about this. :)) ) of the lit major stereotype. Thank you. More Aminalz ☁ Shakespeare Obsessed Sparrow ☁ Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich ☁ Novelist Newt ☁ Religious Studies Dove ☁ Asian Studies Tapir ☁ Performing Arts Peacock ☁ International Relations Major, Thucydides ☁ Math Major Sloth ☁ Poli Sci Panda ☁ Philosophizing FerretTumblr (3.0; @litmajorlemur)http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxx0u02gv81qhbw9bo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ NATURAL AVERSION ” Bottom text: “ TO ALL MATH MAJORS ”]</span></p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/16004893729http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/16004893729Tue, 17 Jan 2012 08:03:06 -0500lit major lemurliterature majormathsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvqsyy2HhM1qhbw9bo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ [Holiday season, everyone asks which books you want or if they should buy a bookstore gift card] ” Bottom text: “ [Tears of joy] ”] <br/>And by everyone I mean from my relatives (even the ones I only see during the holidays) to people only just met. Next christmas, I might ask for more bookshelves.<br/><br/>Submitted by <a href="http://tangerineboxes.tumblr.com" title="tangerineboxes" target="_blank">tangerineboxes</a>.</p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/13824671359http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/13824671359Tue, 06 Dec 2011 08:10:05 -0500lit major lemurbooksliterature majorlit majorlitsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu36ttrq6A1qhbw9bo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Submitted by <a title="avengerstrailer" target="_blank" href="http://avengerstrailer.tumblr.com">avengerstrailer</a></p> <p>Inspired by Tom Hiddleston’s filming-Midnight-in-Paris stories!</p> <p>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ [Perfect date] ” Bottom text: “ [Sit on rooftop, read Scott and Zelda’s letters to each other] ”]</p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/12432699382http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/12432699382Sun, 06 Nov 2011 15:12:05 -0500lit major lemurliteraturebooksenglishliterature majorlit majorlitsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltwm7gT6p51qhbw9bo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “drop book, it lands on your toe, hurts like hell” Bottom text: “ Apologise to the book ”]</p> <p>Hope something like this hasn’t already been submitted (but if it does, feel free to ignore this). By: midnight-flight.tumblr.com</p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/12157888975http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/12157888975Mon, 31 Oct 2011 08:05:05 -0400lit major lemurbookssubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonrsw1Gvm1qhbw9bo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Submitted by Kevin J</p> <p>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ [The Invisible Man?  I LOVE H. G. Wells!] ” Bottom text: “ […Everything went better than expected] ”]</p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/12042203225http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/12042203225Fri, 28 Oct 2011 16:06:05 -0400lit major lemurliteraturebooksenglishliterature majorlit majorlitsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtklkS1fJ1qhbw9bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by brook3worm</p> <p><span> <p>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “Start another book before finishing the first” Bottom text: “Feel unfaithful”] </p> <br/></span></p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/12029921696http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/12029921696Fri, 28 Oct 2011 08:33:06 -0400lit major lemurbookssubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqtkmgWAdk1qhbw9bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Submitted by brook3worm</p> <p><span> <p>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “Not enough space left in bookshelf” Bottom text: “ Use clothing drawers”] </p> </span></p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/12000500033http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/12000500033Thu, 27 Oct 2011 16:05:06 -0400lit major lemurbookssubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqv2ks0sO71qhbw9bo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span><br/>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ [All books in store on sale.] ” Bottom text: “ [Out of Gatsby.] ”] </span></p> <p><span>submitted by almonscentedflavoraid.tumblr.com</span></p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/11988487232http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/11988487232Thu, 27 Oct 2011 08:06:05 -0400lit major lemurliteraturebooksenglishliterature majorlit majorlitsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrvui2lHsu1qhbw9bo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “Studying poems about sex” Bottom text: “Professor stares at you throughout class”] </p> <p>submitted by fantasyvfacts.tumblr.com</p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/11959185385http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/11959185385Wed, 26 Oct 2011 16:05:05 -0400lit major lemurliteratureenglishliterature majorsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls0wy0vp6Q1qhbw9bo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #6e7173; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15px;">[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ [The first rule of Literature is] ” Bottom text: “ [Do not talk about Fight Club] ”] </span></p> <p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #6e7173; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15px;">Submitted by <a href="http://titssorgtfo.tumblr.com" target="_blank">titssorgtfo</a></span></p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/11946972196http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/11946972196Wed, 26 Oct 2011 08:00:05 -0400lit major lemurliteraturebookssubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpy3gxgett1qhbw9bo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ person on facebook doesn’t have any favourite books” Bottom text: “ delete from friends list”]</p> <p>Submitted by shawbear.tumblr.com</p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/9048479341http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/9048479341Wed, 17 Aug 2011 16:06:05 -0400lit major lemurliteraturebooksenglishliterature majorlit majorlitsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpzuxbd0h21qhbw9bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>I bought All Quiet on the Western Front today and it was absolutely covered in “used” and “on sale” stickers. I have spent hours removing them all and getting rid of the sticky residue.</span></p> <p><span>Submitted by <a href="http://captain-mills.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">captain-mills.tumblr.com</a></span></p> <p><span>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ [BUY USED BOOK ON SALE] ” Bottom text: “ [SPEND REST OF THE DAY REMOVING ALL THE STUPID STICKERS] ”] </span></p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/8993727154http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/8993727154Tue, 16 Aug 2011 08:05:05 -0400lit major lemurliteraturebookslitsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpxsguzHy61qhbw9bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ [Read book to fall asleep] ” Bottom text: “ [Finish book, still not tired] ”] </span></p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/8963134514http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/8963134514Mon, 15 Aug 2011 16:05:06 -0400lit major lemurliteratureenglishsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpbob2tcF81qhbw9bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Submitted by brook3worm</p> <p>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ [“What’s your summer read?”] ” Bottom text: “ [You expect me to choose between them?!] ”]</p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/8949224095http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/8949224095Mon, 15 Aug 2011 08:05:05 -0400lit major lemurbookssubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lphgqj02ER1qhbw9bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When I took AP Lit last year, I was the only person who brought her own copy of the required books. Pretty sure that annoyed my classmates, but not a damn was given :D<br/><br/>Submitted by <a title="nefarious-ellie" target="_self" href="http://nefarious-ellie.tumblr.com">nefarious-ellie</a><br/><br/>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ [Teacher distributes novel for next reading assignment in class] ” Bottom text: “ [Bring own copy of book and feel special] ”]</p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/8918703427http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/8918703427Sun, 14 Aug 2011 16:10:05 -0400lit major lemurbooksenglishsubmission<p>Fuck yeah, you! Go submit something witty. <3 -1</p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/8371276210http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/8371276210Tue, 02 Aug 2011 00:17:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmuifeKGyM1qhbw9bo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Submitted by <a href="http://gggreenlight.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Samantha</a> I love F. Scott Fitzgerald, and my friends make fun of me because I love reading he and Zelda’s love letters.  They were a tragic but beautiful couple.</p> <p>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ Team Fitzgerald” Bottom text: “ Because Zelda and F. Scott are my OTP ”]</p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/7841341891http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/7841341891Wed, 20 Jul 2011 08:00:05 -0400lit major lemurliteraturebooksenglishliterature majorlit majorlitsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_logn2rxTZ51qhbw9bo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Submitted by nancyshimkim.tumblr.com</p> <p><span>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ Cannot find time to read book ” Bottom text: “ Leave apology in last page read ”]</span></p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/7813822022http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/7813822022Tue, 19 Jul 2011 16:10:06 -0400lit major lemurbooksenglishsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo9674vlQY1qhbw9bo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Les Miserables ftw.</p> <p>Submitted by datalaur.tumblr.com</p> <p><span style="color: #6e7173; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15px;">[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ 5 </span><span style="color: #6e7173; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 15px;">NUMBER PASSWORD NEEDED ” Bottom text: “ 24601 ”]</span></p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/7759548185http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/7759548185Mon, 18 Jul 2011 08:00:06 -0400lit major lemurliteraturebooksenglishliterature majorlit majorlitsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loelgb38Hg1qhbw9bo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>[Picture: Background: 6-piece pie-style color split with alternating shades of gray. Foreground: White and gray lemur facing forward, wearing thick black glasses and a gray cardigan. Top text: “ [Mention Murakami’s Best Works.] ” Bottom text: “ “Oh, Have you ever seen Norweigan Wood? ”]</p> <p>Most read Japanese author, Haruki Murakami’s critics told him he couldn’t write romance or non-surrealism, so he wrote Norwegian Wood to stick it to them. To the exclusion of all of his other masterworks, Norwegian Wood was made into a movie.</p> <p>submitted by <a title="partyrocksollux" target="_self" href="http://partyrocksollux.tumblr.com">partyrocksollux</a></p>http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/7733257630http://litmajorlemur.tumblr.com/post/7733257630Sun, 17 Jul 2011 16:05:06 -0400lit major lemurliteraturebooksliterature majorlit majorlitsubmission